{"id":108,"date":"2007-07-07T16:23:01","date_gmt":"2007-07-07T21:23:01","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/kevinomara.com\/2007\/07\/07\/oh-yeah-i-also-saw-a-statue-of-hans-christian-andersen\/"},"modified":"2007-07-07T16:23:01","modified_gmt":"2007-07-07T21:23:01","slug":"oh-yeah-i-also-saw-a-statue-of-hans-christian-andersen","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"http:\/\/blog.kevinomara.com\/?p=108","title":{"rendered":"Oh yeah I also saw a statue of Hans Christian Andersen"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>I looked in the mirror the other day and was pleased to see that I have lost weight, as desired and expected.  I was by no means fat but my abs weren&#8217;t as well-defined as they used to be.  Now I&#8217;m a little bit back towards the shape I prefer.  Perhaps &#8211; just perhaps &#8211; walking more than usual and eating less junk food has something to do with it.  More on that in a minute!<\/p>\n<p>This place is crawling with scooters and Vespas and little waspy-sounding two-stroke motorcycles, dirt bikes, and even the occasional 4-wheeler.  It makes me sad almost every time I see one of them.  I want Mark and Matt to be here with <A HREF=\"http:\/\/www.flickr.com\/photos\/kevinomara\/438308443\/\">their real bikes<\/A> and their leather jackets.  I want to have the best parts of American culture here with me.<\/p>\n<p>I got a haircut yesterday.  It was a strange and wonderful experience.  I have never had my hair cut in a foreign country.  Normally it&#8217;s the kind of thing one takes care of before departure &#8211; which I did, kind of, but it was too early and I like to keep my hair short.  There&#8217;s precious little I can do to defend against the uglies, and haircuts are one of them.  Without haircuts I&#8217;m lost.   I scouted out a location &#8230; let me interrupt myself here and say that M\u00c3\u00a1laga is just smothered in peluquer\u00c3\u00adas (hair salons) but an honest barbershop is hard to come by.  I mean I can&#8217;t throw a rock without hitting a salon or a pharmacy but a place where real men can show up and just sit in an empty chair and read the newspaper while other <A HREF=\"http:\/\/www.flickr.com\/photos\/kevinomara\/749214817\/\">men in white coats with immaculate hair<\/A> take care of the earlier patrons (all men) with just the right amount of small talk &#8230; that&#8217;s a rare thing.  A rare thing indeed.<\/p>\n<p>It was with great pleasure I spotted this barbershop downtown.  I even wrote the address down in my notebook, that&#8217;s how sure I was that I&#8217;d be back.  The time came the other day and I was of course apprehensive &#8211; we&#8217;ve not been studying words related to haircuts in class, ha ha.  Anyway, I sat down and apologized for not speaking perfect Spanish.  It was hot in there, no air conditioning, and in the still air I felt like I could smell everything in the room.  It didn&#8217;t take long to describe what I wanted done.  It made me realize that with all the pantomime involved I didn&#8217;t even need to try to speak.  Because of this when I next get my hair cut in the States I&#8217;m going to speak to my stylist only in Spanish and see what kind of cut I get.<\/p>\n<p>The electric clippers on the sides and back of my head were first, of course, and then that&#8217;s when things diverged from normal.  He picked up a pair of old scissors, ones that went klik-klik-klik and he became a machine.  His hand never stopped opening and closing the scissors.  Even when he would stop actually cutting my hair to look at what he&#8217;d done and make sure it was right the scissors kept going &#8211; klik-klik-klik &#8211; almost as if he wasn&#8217;t <I>able<\/I> to stop.  Then the scissors got switched out for some with a much older, more metallic klik-klik-klik.  He asked me if I wanted my sideburns shortened &#8211; sure, why not.  Klik-klik-klik.  The best part, hands-down, was the point in time in which everything else was done except for the trimming of the neck.  I hadn&#8217;t noticed any very tiny electric clippers sitting on his counter.  I realized why after I saw him open up a straight razor (with a disposable blade, but a hand-held single-blade razor nonetheless) and start in on the neck.  I don&#8217;t think I&#8217;ve ever felt the desire to sit more still in my life.  It wasn&#8217;t even that I was afraid &#8211; it just felt like if I moved and got cut it would be disrespectful to this artist of a man.  I would have felt completely at fault.<\/p>\n<p>Snnnch-snnnch-snnnch went the razor all over my neckline, around my ears, and even taking care of what was left of my sideburns.  When it was all done I stood up, admired the amazing job he&#8217;d done, and paid him his well-earned money.  It took no longer than a usual haircut &#8211; maybe even a little bit faster than Tommy Trisdale (God rest his soul) used to do.  But it was the best haircut of my life.  I only wish I were here long enough to do it all over again.<\/p>\n<p>Last night I once again ate dinner with my friends Ludivine and Yuri.  The restaurant was a disappointment so I won&#8217;t bother with its name.  We decided to return to La Paloma for dessert and I managed to get my hands on my panqueque with dulce de leche.  It was everything I wanted it to be.<\/p>\n<p>Today was going to be my excursion to Granddad&#8217;s house.  Once again I woke up and consulted the maps, checked the route (but not schedule, as I have no timetable) for the No. 10 bus out of M\u00c3\u00a1laga towards the airport.  I got downtown and walked to the block where there was supposed to be a stop for the 10, and it just didn&#8217;t exist.  At all.  All the other buses that were supposed to stop in that block, or the next, or the next &#8211; they all had their stops.  The 10 just wasn&#8217;t there.  I eventually went a block or two over to the buses that number in the 100s, the non-standard buses.  There <I>is<\/I> a bus 110 that goes to a similar area, but no one had a detailed map that could tell me if it&#8217;s the same streets or not.  I decided I was not about to take a one-hour (more or less) bus ride to a neighborhood that I don&#8217;t have a paper map for, on a bus that may not even go to the same area of the neighborhood that I have researched, and try to find my way another kilometer or two off the bus line to Granddad&#8217;s house.<\/p>\n<p>Now I&#8217;m torn on what to do.  I guess I&#8217;m just going to have to take the train to Torremolinos and get a taxi.  That seems ludicrous as the conversation would have to be something like, &#8220;Can you drive me out here so I can take a picture of this one place, but wait for me, because I don&#8217;t know where there&#8217;s a bus to find my way back?&#8221;<\/p>\n<p>And man, I know I&#8217;m studying Spanish here, but I can&#8217;t find any decent information online about buses and trains.  So much of interpreting search results is the ability to scan information, and I simply can&#8217;t just <I>scan<\/I> in Spanish.  I have to read every word, and check every link, and there&#8217;s the damn good possibility that there&#8217;s not even a <I>site<\/I> for the train from M\u00c3\u00a1laga to Fuengirola, and if there is a site there may not be a detailed map, nothing that&#8217;ll show me if there&#8217;s a closer stop where I can walk, blah blah blah.  It&#8217;s all very frustrating considering all I want to do is see the house where he lived.  At times I think, &#8220;I only met this man a handful of times in my life &#8211; why am I obsessing about this?  I hardly even remember what he <I>looked<\/I> like.&#8221;<\/p>\n<p>But I&#8217;m here.  And it&#8217;s here.  So I think it must be done.<\/p>\n<p>So instead I spent my day walking around downtown.  All told from the time I left home to the time I got home was 5.5 hours on my feet which explains why I&#8217;m so tired.<\/p>\n<p>I finally went to the Cathedral today.  It&#8217;s very big and very ornate inside, as is to be expected.  It&#8217;s unique in that it has only one tower though its floor plan is a two-tower design.  During construction they couldn&#8217;t raise the funds for the other tower.  Later the town took a vote, or so I hear, and they decided they like it the way it is.  Its nickname is La Manquita, which translates more or less to one-armed woman.  As is to be expected it was built on the site of a mosque.  That was a very hip thing to do back then, don&#8217;tcha know?.  Work started in 1528 and finished in either 1719 or 1782, depending on what online source you want to quote.  For 3.50 \u00e2\u201a\u00ac I was able to spend as much time as I wanted inside, taking the following photos: (<A HREF=\"http:\/\/www.flickr.com\/photos\/kevinomara\/tags\/malagacathedral\">my photos tagged with M\u00c3\u00a1laga Cathedral<\/A>).  I didn&#8217;t really want to edit the photos like I usually edit things.  I figured I&#8217;d rather present them as they were, so (most of) those pictures are rather raw with the exception of straightening and sharpening.  I believe, if I&#8217;m not mistaken, that I did some color correction on one.<\/p>\n<p>After the cathedral a homeless man <A HREF=\"http:\/\/www.flickr.com\/photos\/kevinomara\/749323001\/\">mistook me for a Belgian<\/A>.  I don&#8217;t really know what that means or how I should feel about it.<\/p>\n<p>I needed something else to do so I walked over to <A HREF=\"http:\/\/www.elcorteingles.es\/\">El Corte Ingl\u00c3\u00a9s<\/A> which is the only actual department store around here s&#8217;far as I know.  I strolled through there for an hour and a half mainly because it had air conditioning.  I looked for gifts for all of you and found gifts for none of you.  I&#8217;m so sorry.  Also, speaking of sorry, they had a camera section with lenses and everything but it was really heavy on Nikon, and if that ain&#8217;t sorry I don&#8217;t know what is.<\/p>\n<p>Okay so here&#8217;s where we get back to the food and weight and all that from the very opening of this post.  Every time I take the No. 11 bus into town it goes past the only McDonald&#8217;s I&#8217;ve seen here.  Every day I&#8217;m tempted to be an utter tourist and eat there.  Today I gave in.<\/p>\n<p>MIND YOU this was done under the guise of Science, wherein I perform an experiment and compare the taste of the Spanish Big Mac to to the American Big Mac.  Consider it quality control for the ghost of Ray Kroc, I dunno.<\/p>\n<p>Short answer: uncanny.  Exactly the same.  Even the ketchup (delivered in packets) tasted the same, which is odd, because the ketchup in the fridge here sure doesn&#8217;t taste like home.  Okay, so the Coke was different but I think that&#8217;s &#8217;cause all the Coke here is different.  I&#8217;m assuming they&#8217;re still using cane sugar instead of corn syrup, because it&#8217;s different in the &#8220;sure tastes better&#8221; kind of way.<\/p>\n<p>McDonald&#8217;s here serves beer too, which almost messed up my experiment. In the end I decided to stay true to the American vision of Mickey D&#8217;s and not let the prospect of beer tempt me.  &#8216;Course they serve San Miguel products, so it was a lot easier not to be swayed.<\/p>\n<p>Afterwards I felt like an exploded toad, and realized that McDonald&#8217;s food may actually be poison or assembled out of styrofoam, take your pic. It sure wasn&#8217;t a pleasant kind of full.<\/p>\n<p>To help myself help myself I took a walk through the kilometer-long park that runs by the beach.  It&#8217;s full of a blue million trees and is spotted with fountains and flowers and people making out.  If you walk slowly enough and stare <I>very hard<\/I> in the opposite direction of the action there&#8217;s one of those three things (fountains, flowers, people making out) that you can make uncomfortable.<\/p>\n<p>Finally I ended up at the bus stop beside the bullring.  I decided to walk around the ring before catching the bus, just to make sure I couldn&#8217;t find entrance.  I didn&#8217;t, but I did find a lime tree and I picked and <A HREF=\"http:\/\/www.flickr.com\/photos\/kevinomara\/749332877\/\">cut open a lime<\/A> just to have something to smell.  It was fascinating, wild and intense, halfway like citrus and halfway like black walnut.  It made me almost indescribably happy.<\/p>\n<p>Now I&#8217;m home.  Tired.  Ready to sleep.<\/p>\n<p>The only real food of note today was A.) the usual awesome sandwich that the Sra. makes for Saturday lunches and B.) my dinner of a few chunks of Manchego cheese topped with a touch of peach marmalade.  Can&#8217;t beat that.<\/p>\n<p>See you soon.  I think about you all the time, all of you.  We should go get a drink sometime.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>I looked in the mirror the other day and was pleased to see that I have lost weight, as desired and expected. 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