{"id":132,"date":"2007-08-27T10:57:39","date_gmt":"2007-08-27T15:57:39","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/kevinomara.com\/2007\/08\/27\/somewhere-between-two-and-four\/"},"modified":"2007-08-27T10:57:39","modified_gmt":"2007-08-27T15:57:39","slug":"somewhere-between-two-and-four","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"http:\/\/blog.kevinomara.com\/?p=132","title":{"rendered":"Somewhere between two and four"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>1.) It wasn&#8217;t until I was somewhere in my mid-20s that I realized that the name &#8216;Grand Ole Opry&#8217; was actually [parodying \/ mocking \/ accepting] the southern pronunciation of the word opera.  It had never occurred to me.  Having grown up with the word Opry I just assumed it signified something I&#8217;d realize or recognize when I got older, or maybe it was someone&#8217;s last name (Harold Opry?) or any other number of situations.  &#8216;Course that&#8217;s not as bad as this girl I knew who, at age 16 or thereabouts, was sitting with me in a Waffle House and after staring at the menu exclaimed, &#8220;Oh, I get it!  24\/7 means twenty-four hours a day, seven days a week &#8211; you know, like, they&#8217;re open all the time!&#8221;<\/p>\n<p>2.) I like checking my mail on campus.  The little alcove that houses my TTU mailbox (and the boxes of hundreds of others) always smells like a comic book shop.  On the days when someone has left the door closed and the smell builds up I walk in and am engulfed in the aroma of cheap paper and something else, something dry.  Maybe it&#8217;s the tile floors.  Maybe it&#8217;s the actual sensation of aridity.  Is that even the word I want?  Regardless, it&#8217;s a short-term miniature time machine and I&#8217;m in my early teens again, hanging out at Bob&#8217;s Collector&#8217;s Den or Big D&#8217;s and thumbing the most recent issue of Spider-Man.<\/p>\n<p>3.) Normally I don&#8217;t brag on my friends&#8217; photos because most of my friends take excellent pics and if I talked about all the ones I like then I&#8217;d never stop writing and this blog would get (more) boring.  However, I gotta say something about <A HREF=\"http:\/\/www.flickr.com\/photos\/elemak\/1244223961\/\">Eric&#8217;s picture of Mandy and Leah<\/A>.  I don&#8217;t know those two girls, I&#8217;ve never met them at all, but that picture just brings them to life for me.  There&#8217;s something almost intolerably sweet and sincere and lazy and relaxed and perfect about that shot.  I love it.<\/p>\n<p>Off to class for me.  You get back to work.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>1.) It wasn&#8217;t until I was somewhere in my mid-20s that I realized that the name &#8216;Grand Ole Opry&#8217; was actually [parodying \/ mocking \/ accepting] the southern pronunciation of the word opera. It had never occurred to me. Having grown up with the word Opry I just assumed it signified something I&#8217;d realize or [&hellip;]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":2,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[15],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-132","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-tidbit"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"http:\/\/blog.kevinomara.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/132","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"http:\/\/blog.kevinomara.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"http:\/\/blog.kevinomara.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/blog.kevinomara.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/2"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/blog.kevinomara.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=132"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"http:\/\/blog.kevinomara.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/132\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"http:\/\/blog.kevinomara.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=132"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/blog.kevinomara.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=132"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/blog.kevinomara.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=132"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}