{"id":146,"date":"2007-11-08T09:32:56","date_gmt":"2007-11-08T14:32:56","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/kevinomara.com\/2007\/11\/08\/come-on-down\/"},"modified":"2007-11-08T09:32:56","modified_gmt":"2007-11-08T14:32:56","slug":"come-on-down","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"http:\/\/blog.kevinomara.com\/?p=146","title":{"rendered":"Come on down"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>Toby and I were at work in the office.  M was sitting behind us playing DOOM.<\/p>\n<p><B>M:<\/B> (over the sound of gunfire and imps screeching) Hey, who wants to guess how much health I have right now?<br \/>\n<B>Toby:<\/B> uhh &#8230;<br \/>\n<B>Kevin:<\/B> No thanks.<br \/>\n<B>M:<\/B> Oh, come on.<br \/>\n<B>Toby:<\/B> &#8230;<br \/>\n<B>Kevin:<\/B> &#8230;<br \/>\n<B>M:<\/B> Come on.  Guess a number between 1 and 200.<br \/>\n<B>Kevin:<\/B> 200.<br \/>\n<B>Toby:<\/B> 1.<br \/>\n<B>M:<\/B> Very funny.  Right now my health is at 174.  Kevin was closest.<br \/>\n<B>Toby:<\/B> I win!  I was the closest without going over.<br \/>\n<B>Kevin:<\/B> It&#8217;s true.  He was the closest without going over.<br \/>\n<B>M:<\/B> What?<br \/>\n<B>Toby:<\/B> It&#8217;s like The Price Is Right.<br \/>\n<B>Kevin:<\/B> He <I>did<\/I> guess closest without going over.<br \/>\n<B>M:<\/B> (frustrated) This is not The Price Is Right, Toby.  This is DOOM.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Toby and I were at work in the office. M was sitting behind us playing DOOM. M: (over the sound of gunfire and imps screeching) Hey, who wants to guess how much health I have right now? Toby: uhh &#8230; Kevin: No thanks. M: Oh, come on. Toby: &#8230; Kevin: &#8230; M: Come on. Guess [&hellip;]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":2,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[15],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-146","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-tidbit"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"http:\/\/blog.kevinomara.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/146","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"http:\/\/blog.kevinomara.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"http:\/\/blog.kevinomara.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/blog.kevinomara.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/2"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/blog.kevinomara.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=146"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"http:\/\/blog.kevinomara.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/146\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"http:\/\/blog.kevinomara.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=146"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/blog.kevinomara.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=146"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/blog.kevinomara.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=146"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}