{"id":166,"date":"2008-01-23T00:27:39","date_gmt":"2008-01-23T05:27:39","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/kevinomara.com\/2008\/01\/23\/about-as-sharp-as-a-bag-of-wet-mice\/"},"modified":"2008-01-23T00:27:39","modified_gmt":"2008-01-23T05:27:39","slug":"about-as-sharp-as-a-bag-of-wet-mice","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"http:\/\/blog.kevinomara.com\/?p=166","title":{"rendered":"About as sharp as a bag of wet mice"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>I have forgotten the wisdom of those that came before me.  In this case, &#8220;those that came before me&#8221; is me specifically.<\/p>\n<p>I have made chocolate milk the past two nights and forgotten to <A HREF=\"http:\/\/kevinomara.com\/2007\/10\/24\/143\/\">use a fork<\/A>.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>I have forgotten the wisdom of those that came before me. In this case, &#8220;those that came before me&#8221; is me specifically. I have made chocolate milk the past two nights and forgotten to use a fork.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":2,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"closed","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[15],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-166","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-tidbit"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"http:\/\/blog.kevinomara.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/166","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"http:\/\/blog.kevinomara.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"http:\/\/blog.kevinomara.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/blog.kevinomara.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/2"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/blog.kevinomara.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=166"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"http:\/\/blog.kevinomara.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/166\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"http:\/\/blog.kevinomara.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=166"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/blog.kevinomara.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=166"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/blog.kevinomara.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=166"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}