{"id":173,"date":"2008-03-18T22:08:03","date_gmt":"2008-03-19T03:08:03","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/kevinomara.com\/2008\/03\/18\/you-know-what-i-want\/"},"modified":"2008-03-18T22:08:03","modified_gmt":"2008-03-19T03:08:03","slug":"you-know-what-i-want","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"http:\/\/blog.kevinomara.com\/?p=173","title":{"rendered":"You know what I want?"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>Do you?  Do you know what I want?  Do you know what I am VERY EXCITED ABOUT?<\/p>\n<p>That&#8217;s right!<\/p>\n<p>I WANT A BINTURONG<\/p>\n<p><CENTER><IMG SRC=\"http:\/\/kevinomara.com\/images\/Binturong.jpg\" WIDTH=\"400\" HEIGHT=\"273\"><\/CENTER><\/p>\n<p>That is a BINTURONG aka BEARCAT and IT IS NEITHER BEAR NOR CAT sorry I&#8217;m getting a bit excited IT HAS BEEN A GREAT DAY FOR YELLING<\/p>\n<p>Here, let me quote <A HREF=\"http:\/\/en.wikipedia.org\/wiki\/Binturong\">the Wikipedia entry<\/A> at you:<\/p>\n<blockquote><p>It is nocturnal and sleeps on branches. It eats primarily fruit, but also has been known to eat eggs, shoots, leaves and small animals, such as rodents or birds. [&#8230;] The Binturong can make <B>chuckling sounds<\/B> when it seems to be happy and utter a high-pitched wail if annoyed. The Binturong can live over 20 years in captivity.<\/BLOCKQUOTE><\/p>\n<p>Can you stand it?  A pet that CHUCKLES?  I need a happy chuckling BEARCAT waking me up in the middle of the night, perched on my dresser or something, looking down on me with its creepy BEARCAT eyes or hell I dunno just whatever they do I totally want one.  Also they say &#8220;when it seems to be happy&#8221; which means NO ONE KNOWS WHEN A BEARCAT IS HAPPY.  They are full of mystery.<\/p>\n<p>I BET MY HOUSECAT WOULD LOVE TO HAVE A BINTURONG AROUND<\/p>\n<p>Seriously go do a <A HREF=\"http:\/\/images.google.com\/images?q=binturong&#038;hl=en&#038;btnG=Search+Images\">Google image search for binturong<\/A> and tell me they&#8217;re not just the craziest things ever.<\/p>\n<p>They are also apparently vicious when cornered.  I will have an ATTACK BEARCAT.<\/p>\n<p>Don&#8217;t come over any more.<\/p>\n<p>EDIT: aw jeez I TOTALLY forgot to mention that they smell like popcorn.  POPCORN!<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Do you? Do you know what I want? Do you know what I am VERY EXCITED ABOUT? That&#8217;s right! I WANT A BINTURONG That is a BINTURONG aka BEARCAT and IT IS NEITHER BEAR NOR CAT sorry I&#8217;m getting a bit excited IT HAS BEEN A GREAT DAY FOR YELLING Here, let me quote the [&hellip;]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":2,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"closed","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[15],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-173","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-tidbit"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"http:\/\/blog.kevinomara.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/173","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"http:\/\/blog.kevinomara.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"http:\/\/blog.kevinomara.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/blog.kevinomara.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/2"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/blog.kevinomara.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=173"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"http:\/\/blog.kevinomara.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/173\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"http:\/\/blog.kevinomara.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=173"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/blog.kevinomara.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=173"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/blog.kevinomara.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=173"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}