{"id":214,"date":"2008-08-10T23:48:10","date_gmt":"2008-08-11T04:48:10","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/kevinomara.com\/?p=214"},"modified":"2008-08-10T23:48:10","modified_gmt":"2008-08-11T04:48:10","slug":"frustrating","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"http:\/\/blog.kevinomara.com\/?p=214","title":{"rendered":"Frustrating"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>So tonight I went to the Putnam County Fair to get <A HREF=\"http:\/\/www.flickr.com\/photos\/kevinomara\/archives\/date-taken\/2008\/08\/10\/\">some pictures of the rides<\/A> which is the only thing about the fair that amuses me anymore.<\/p>\n<p>Wait, no, even though I have kind of given up on funnel cakes there is still cotton candy.<\/p>\n<p>I decided that when I was done taking pictures I would get some cotton candy and head home.  I stopped right beside the cotton candy boothkioskthing and knelt down to put my cameras away.  Apparently I had also stopped directly in front of two Putnam County Sherrif&#8217;s Department employees.  I honestly don&#8217;t know how their structure works &#8211; are they all deputies?  I&#8217;ll just call them officers.<\/p>\n<p>So I was about three feet away from these officers when I stopped to put my cameras up.  I had just barely seen them out of the corner of my eye.  Now picture this: I&#8217;m kneeling on the ground, my tripod collapsed and laying across one foot, and my bag open while I stow my film camera behind the dSLR with the huge wide-angle lens attached, all of this right in front of them.<\/p>\n<p>&#8220;You a professional?&#8221; the first officer asks me.<br \/>\n&#8220;Hah, no, I wish,&#8221; I replied, still not having looked up.<br \/>\n&#8220;Well you got like a book or something?&#8221; he asked.<br \/>\n&#8220;I &#8230; actually, I do, but it&#8217;s self-published, so it&#8217;s not really a real book.  I do this as a hobby,&#8221; I said, having finished packing my stuff up and standing up.<br \/>\n&#8220;So you do this as a hobby?&#8221; he says.<br \/>\n&#8220;Yeah, it&#8217;s what I do for fun,&#8221; I answered, digging two of my cards out of my wallet.  I had one to him and one to the other officer with my standard self-deprecating line, &#8220;If you&#8217;re ever on the internet and really bored you can go look at some of my photos.&#8221;<\/p>\n<p>The first officer looks at the card in the normal way, which is to say he looked at the front, turned it over, saw the words, said, &#8220;Huh.&#8221;  Just like everyone else does.<\/p>\n<p>The second officer looked at my card as if I&#8217;d handed him something that while if not necessarily distasteful at least certainly unexpected.<\/p>\n<p>He looked at me with his sternest look and said, &#8220;You ain&#8217;t been takin&#8217; no pictures of little girls or anything have you?&#8221;<br \/>\nI laughed and said, &#8220;No, if I had I&#8217;d be running away from you guys right now,&#8221; and apparently that satisfied them because they turned around and left.<\/p>\n<p>It wasn&#8217;t until I had a moment to process what had just happened that I started to get pissed off.  Are they seriously going to pick the one guy at the fair with any serious camera gear, the guy who stops at <I>their very feet<\/I> to kneel and put his stuff away, and accuse him of being some sort of pedophile?  By the time I had my cotton candy in hand I was mad as hell.<\/p>\n<p>You know, if I&#8217;d been doing something suspicious, or if I&#8217;d looked shifty, trying to hide my gear, or if there had been complaints &#8211; I could maybe begin to understand.  But to just flat-out ask me (or in my opinion come halfway to accusing me) if I&#8217;ve been acting like a child-molesting pervert, man, that really gets my goat.<\/p>\n<p>I have been debating between writing this down here just to get it out of my system, or writing a letter to the Sheriff&#8217;s Department.  I finally settled on writing it here because what is the other option going to get me?  A fat lot of nothing aside from more attention that probably won&#8217;t be positive.<\/p>\n<p>Still tempted though.  I&#8217;ll sleep on it. <\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>So tonight I went to the Putnam County Fair to get some pictures of the rides which is the only thing about the fair that amuses me anymore. Wait, no, even though I have kind of given up on funnel cakes there is still cotton candy. 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