{"id":232,"date":"2008-08-28T13:37:20","date_gmt":"2008-08-28T18:37:20","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/kevinomara.com\/?p=232"},"modified":"2008-08-28T13:37:20","modified_gmt":"2008-08-28T18:37:20","slug":"mystery-again","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"http:\/\/blog.kevinomara.com\/?p=232","title":{"rendered":"MYSTERY (again)"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>FACT:<\/p>\n<p>When I went to my front door this morning there were <I>things<\/I> sitting outside my door.  These things were, in no particular order:<\/p>\n<p>1. A plastic shopping bag containing the following:<br \/>\n1a. Dry shampoo for cats<br \/>\n1b. Flea powder for cats<br \/>\n1c. Flea spray for cats<br \/>\n2. A plastic tub, formerly used to hold some sort of Italian pastrycookie things, containing the following:<br \/>\n2a. Cat litter<br \/>\n2b. Hopefully nothing else<\/p>\n<p>So!  No note!  Here are some facts:<\/p>\n<p>A. My parents have been known to leave things for me on my front porch.<br \/>\nB. My parents own two cats<\/p>\n<p>Therefore I do not think it was my parents.  THEREFORE MYSTERY.<\/p>\n<p>MYSTERY I TELL YOU.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>FACT: When I went to my front door this morning there were things sitting outside my door. These things were, in no particular order: 1. A plastic shopping bag containing the following: 1a. Dry shampoo for cats 1b. Flea powder for cats 1c. Flea spray for cats 2. A plastic tub, formerly used to hold [&hellip;]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":2,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"closed","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[15],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-232","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-tidbit"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"http:\/\/blog.kevinomara.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/232","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"http:\/\/blog.kevinomara.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"http:\/\/blog.kevinomara.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/blog.kevinomara.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/2"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/blog.kevinomara.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=232"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"http:\/\/blog.kevinomara.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/232\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"http:\/\/blog.kevinomara.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=232"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/blog.kevinomara.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=232"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/blog.kevinomara.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=232"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}