{"id":38,"date":"2006-11-21T19:48:03","date_gmt":"2006-11-22T00:48:03","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/kevinomara.com\/2006\/11\/21\/ah-ah-ah-ah-thats-the-letter-two-my-friend\/"},"modified":"2006-11-21T19:48:03","modified_gmt":"2006-11-22T00:48:03","slug":"ah-ah-ah-ah-thats-the-letter-two-my-friend","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"http:\/\/blog.kevinomara.com\/?p=38","title":{"rendered":"Ah-ah, ah-ah, that&#8217;s the letter two, my friend."},"content":{"rendered":"<p>I was standing around with a group of my classmates discussing what a terrible fate it would be if our syllabus was correct and we did indeed have a test today.  I threw a granola bar wrapper at the hallway trash can and to my amazement it actually went in.  The guy next to me said, &#8220;Nice shot!&#8221;<\/p>\n<p>I said, &#8220;Yeah, well, doesn&#8217;t happen often.  You know, people always say, &#8216;You&#8217;re tall, do you play basketball?&#8217;  My usual answer to that is, &#8216;Come sit with me in the office for a day.  Watch how many things I throw at the trash can and how often I miss.  You&#8217;ll understand.'&#8221;<\/p>\n<p>There was a pause, and he said,<\/p>\n<p>&#8220;You should be in a movie.  You&#8217;re like a character from a movie.&#8221;<\/p>\n<p>&#8220;I &#8230; I suppose &#8230; I will take that as a compliment.&#8221;<\/p>\n<p>&#8220;Oh, totally.&#8221;<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>I was standing around with a group of my classmates discussing what a terrible fate it would be if our syllabus was correct and we did indeed have a test today. I threw a granola bar wrapper at the hallway trash can and to my amazement it actually went in. The guy next to me [&hellip;]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":2,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[15],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-38","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-tidbit"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"http:\/\/blog.kevinomara.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/38","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"http:\/\/blog.kevinomara.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"http:\/\/blog.kevinomara.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/blog.kevinomara.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/2"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/blog.kevinomara.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=38"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"http:\/\/blog.kevinomara.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/38\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"http:\/\/blog.kevinomara.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=38"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/blog.kevinomara.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=38"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/blog.kevinomara.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=38"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}