AKA Abraham Bacoln

FACT:

When I went to my front door this morning there were things sitting outside my door. These things were, in no particular order:

1. A plastic shopping bag containing the following:
1a. Dry shampoo for cats
1b. Flea powder for cats
1c. Flea spray for cats
2. A plastic tub, formerly used to hold some sort of Italian pastrycookie things, containing the following:
2a. Cat litter
2b. Hopefully nothing else

So! No note! Here are some facts:

A. My parents have been known to leave things for me on my front porch.
B. My parents own two cats

Therefore I do not think it was my parents. THEREFORE MYSTERY.

MYSTERY I TELL YOU.

Someone is plotting to give you a cat. Or fleas. Or both.

Comment by Atox August 28, 2008 @ 3:16 pm

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Possibilities:

– Neighbor has recently lost a cat; wants you to have catstuff.

– Someone thinks your cat is a filthy beast in need of a wash.

– An anonymous admirer really doesn’t know how to flirt with you.

Was there a receipt in the bag? Were the items new?

Comment by Jim August 28, 2008 @ 8:07 pm

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There were no receipts, the items look used but honestly I haven’t opened the bag yet (I just looked at them through the thin plastic).

Comment by Kevin O'Mara August 28, 2008 @ 8:13 pm

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