AKA Abraham Bacoln

Today is an important day. Today is (for me) the first Day of Shorts for the year 2007. Sure, I’ve worn shorts around the house, but today I wore them OUTSIDE. It is WARM and I am appreciative. I show this appreciation by wearing shorts, as you may already have figured out. This pleases the weather gods because they like to look at my studly leg muscles.

Also, I’m gonna have to buy new shorts soon. The ones I have used to be kinda loose. Now that I’ve lost even more weight, they’re edging into the realm of too loose, which is a Bad Thing. There’s only so much leg that the weather gods like to see at once, and it doesn’t include all the way up to the butt. If my shorts fall down it may get cold again, and right quick.

Dude! From the situation with your shorts, it sounds like you need some Weight Gain 4000! Beefcake, BEEFCAKE!

Comment by Homey R February 26, 2007 @ 10:17 pm

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