AKA Abraham Bacoln


You know what I want?
March 18, 2008, 10:08 pm
Filed under: tidbit

Do you? Do you know what I want? Do you know what I am VERY EXCITED ABOUT?

That’s right!

I WANT A BINTURONG

That is a BINTURONG aka BEARCAT and IT IS NEITHER BEAR NOR CAT sorry I’m getting a bit excited IT HAS BEEN A GREAT DAY FOR YELLING

Here, let me quote the Wikipedia entry at you:

It is nocturnal and sleeps on branches. It eats primarily fruit, but also has been known to eat eggs, shoots, leaves and small animals, such as rodents or birds. […] The Binturong can make chuckling sounds when it seems to be happy and utter a high-pitched wail if annoyed. The Binturong can live over 20 years in captivity.

Can you stand it? A pet that CHUCKLES? I need a happy chuckling BEARCAT waking me up in the middle of the night, perched on my dresser or something, looking down on me with its creepy BEARCAT eyes or hell I dunno just whatever they do I totally want one. Also they say “when it seems to be happy” which means NO ONE KNOWS WHEN A BEARCAT IS HAPPY. They are full of mystery.

I BET MY HOUSECAT WOULD LOVE TO HAVE A BINTURONG AROUND

Seriously go do a Google image search for binturong and tell me they’re not just the craziest things ever.

They are also apparently vicious when cornered. I will have an ATTACK BEARCAT.

Don’t come over any more.

EDIT: aw jeez I TOTALLY forgot to mention that they smell like popcorn. POPCORN!


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HOLY SHIT WOULD YOU LOOK AT THAT THING I MEAN COME ON! MORE LIKE BINTU-RIGHT!

Comment by Dan

Dude! It’s an R.O.U.S.
I want to hear it chuckle. 🙂
THIS IS SO GREAT.
Thanks, Kevin.

Comment by Megan

Do they carry these at the local pet store?

Comment by Homey R

HEY KEVIN DID YOU JUST MAKE POPCORN OH JESUS WHAT THE HELL IS THAT THING

Comment by Atox

I’M GONNA WAIT FOR THE 2.0 THAT ACTUALLY MAKES POPCORN INSTEAD OF JUST SMELLING LIKE IT

Comment by Clay

where has this thing BEEN all my life?

Comment by Ryan

http://youtube.com/watch?v=0s6IEmaf0x0

JESUS CHRIST LISTEN TO IT IT SOUNDS LIKE THE MONSTER ON “LOST”!

Comment by Dan




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